I just realized how fucking dirty my bed is. I’ve been sitting here all day doing different stuff and this is what its amounted to. I need to clean some of this up.

For a list of whats on my bed, click (more…)

So, the past few days I’ve been figuring out the most effective way to step my sleep wear game up. This all started after seeing Barney in HIMYM rock the Suitjamas. At first I was thinking this was the way to go, but then RAWDRUGRAPS posted up the Selk’Bag 3G +44 Synthetic Sleeping Bag and I realized its the only thing I’ve ever wanted. Plus, the all black version is swaggin’ as fuck.

7-1-8s, 2-0-2′s
I send small cities and states I-O-U’s
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5
I’ll jump off the G4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
‘Til I close the door and I’m jumping your bones
3-1-2′s, 3-1-3′s (oh), 2-1-5′s, 8-0-tree’s (oh)
Read your horoscope and eat some horderves
Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0′s, my cell phone just overloads

sup mom.

If you can’t quench my thirst / what you in my fridge for? / what you want to live for / life with the dry mouth?

Lol, this doesn’t surprise me at all. Apparently he went buckwild on some womans apartment door, and ripped it off the hinges. Then, he smashed her phone to shit. When the cops showed up, they found a glass bottle filled with a “controlled substance” (he got weed). I honestly didn’t really care about this until I hit the forums to see what the buzz there was, then I lold.

I die every time I see this. Dude got played.

I saw these a few days ago and instantly broke out laughing. I love memes. I really do.

Ok I got a good laugh out of that.